These Are a Few of My Favourite Tweets

An archive of some of my favourite tweets, illustrated.

Permalink Someone should just make me mayor of that tiny place between a rock and a hard place. — Shikha (@Fine_Whining) January 26, 2013
Permalink door, n.:We slam, we swing, we push, we pull, we click shut, we lock, we unlock, we close, we leave ourselves open. — David Levithan (@loversdiction) December 2, 2012
Permalink Movies need more specific genres. Like ‘Depressing’, ‘Okay to watch on Saturday’, ‘Only if you need a reality check’ and ‘Yeah… No’. — Shikha (@Fine_Whining) October 13, 2012
Permalink Ambiguity. It’s… you know. — rands (@rands) October 4, 2012
Permalink Not having a tattoo is the new tattoo. — Josh Hara (@yoyoha) September 9, 2012
Permalink counterbalance, n.:When I am weight, you are lightness.When I am lightness, you are weight. We cannot both be weight at once. — David Levithan (@loversdiction) July 14, 2012
Permalink Handle with I don’t care. — Friedrich Nietzsche (@TinyNietzsche) June 10, 2012
Permalink How about a ‘People You Wish You Didn’t Know’ section? Huh? Huh? — Shikha (@Fine_Whining) July 11, 2012
Permalink I don’t want to talk to the dead. I barely want to talk to the living. — Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) July 3, 2012
Permalink Some people lose the weight, but never the insecurities. — Andrea Lau (@Iconoclastic) June 7, 2012
Permalink Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide. — Kurt Vonnegut (@Kurt_Vonnegut) June 24, 2012
Permalink We are an experiment that went wrong. — The Mad Hatter (@dhruvster) June 2, 2012
Permalink A doughnut has a lot to teach about negative empty inside. — Friedrich Nietzsche (@TinyNietzsche) May 31, 2012
Permalink Every walk I take is a walk of shame :( — Josh Hara (@yoyoha) May 13, 2012
Permalink My mother calls. I have nothing to say. She doesnt believe me. I tell a story about someone elses kid. This satisfies her. Peace is restored — Christina Stimpson (@soclearlyobscur) May 12, 2012